mayday..mayday...

I'm in the toilet. Detoxifying!

Wahahahaha!! After drinking mommy's specially made lime juice.. my bowels started working very hard.

Mommy came home earlier and exclaimed..

Mom: You're swollen!!
Me: Huh?
Mom: You're not ordinarily fat, you're exceptionally swollen!

Ooo... sigh...

Mom: I wonder what the doctor will say.. probably transfer you to the cosmetics department (supposedly liposuction)
Me:hmm..hmm..hmm..(eating the kfc meal mommy just bought)

Mommy proceeded to stare hard at me. Geez.. I can't do anything(lose weight immediately) even if you stare hard at me :D

Haha.. Mom's pretty adorable. She'd buy me good good good food then urge me to finish it. After that, a guilt trip I think, she'd lament about how fat I am. Then...groanings..groanings..groanings from dearest mommy.

Actually.. I just wanna say.. I miss honey paper prata!!

Wahahahahahaha!!

Whenever it's nearing exams, I'd be stressed. Well, who wouldn't?

I'd have strange desires..
+dye/highlight/cut my hair
+food glorious food!
+getting a huge backpack...preferably white with pink and black mickey mouse heads all over it!

Hmm.. the last desire.. the backpack is from my fantasy. It doesn't exist yet.

If you see one as how I've describe, let me know :D

Have a break, have a honey paper prata!